OK, Mr. Airport, we’ve got you figured out.
First, you charge FIVE DOLLARS for a bottle of water that we could get at the local convenience store for 99 cents. Then, your henchmen order us to ditch that $5 bottle in order to get to our flight on time.
Here’s an airport hack to save you money and keep you hydrated: drink your water on the way to the airport, then pour out what’s left on those lovely plants just outside the gate. You and your empty water bottle will pass right on through security. On the other side, fill the water bottle and stay hydrated.